I turn old tonight.

"Rainbow" (rainbeaux) 12/07/2018 at 18:51 • Filed to: None

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As of the 8th , I will be 24. It’ s a saturday, but I work anyway. So that’s fun. Gonna eat a calzone for dinner though, and hopefully my sore throat will go away. It’s been a week of waking up every two hours in a coughing fit. My eyes are literally bloodshot. This must be what it’s like to have a child, I imagine.

Here are some fun facts about my birthday:

I share it with Jim Morrison, Gregg Allman, and... uh... Ann Coulter. They can’t all be winners. John Lennon died on it, and s o did Marty Robbins, Dimebag Darrel l, and John Glenn. There were also a weird amount of terrorist attacks a nd plane crashes throughout history. It’s mostly kind of a depressing day, but with Jim Morrison in it.

As for the number 24, it’s interesting because it’s the largest number where subtracting 1 from any of its divisors ( except 1 and 2) gives a prime number. Also, the product of any four consecutive   numbers is divisible by 24. So that’s neat.

Lastly, this means that I’ve been driving a full third of my life so far. Which actually seems really small, considering I don’t remember anything from before I was 10 or so.

Future Heap Owner > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:10

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Happy birthday! I hope you feel better in the morning  and can enjoy it a little bit.

MM54 > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:11

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Hey we have the same birthday (different year though), happy birthday!

Rainbow > MM54 12/07/2018 at 19:13

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You too!

Rainbow > Future Heap Owner 12/07/2018 at 19:13

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Thanks!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:15

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Happy birthday!

bob and john > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:16

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this is a really dark way of looking at 24, just saying.

Nibby > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:16

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happy birthday! enjoy this

TheRealBicycleBuck > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:22

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Happy birthday!

Merfthemadmauler > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:23

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You are a pup.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:27

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Hopefully your outlook improves over time, because you're only going to get old and there isn't shit you can do about it.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:32

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happy birthday!

Captain of the Enterprise > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:38

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Happy birthday! I turned 24 on October 4th. I really hope you start to feel better soon!

fhrblig > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:44

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Happy birthday!

On the day you were born, I was most likely  working a graveyard shift at a gas station.

$kaycog > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:44

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Happy Birthday!  Have some cake.............hopefully it will make you feel better.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:46

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Happy almost birthday!

Merfthemadmauler > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 19:52

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You are a puppy.

Textured Soy Protein > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 20:00

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“Old”

PatBateman > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 20:03

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Did you just call yourself “old”? DID YOU?!?!

Punk.   

LongbowMkII > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 20:29

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GTFAC with 24 being old

DipodomysDeserti > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 20:33

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You also share you birthday with Skychismo! Happy birthday!.

ttyymmnn > DipodomysDeserti 12/07/2018 at 21:40

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Wait—it’s your birthday? Here, have some candles.

ttyymmnn > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 21:44

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Old?

Happy Birthday! Here’s a 24  that’s actually old.

wafflesnfalafel > Rainbow 12/07/2018 at 22:06

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M y 24th year was pretty darn good - enjoy yours.  

Rainbow > Nibby 12/08/2018 at 05:56

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I don’t know what just happened, but I think I did a drugs.

Nibby > Rainbow 12/08/2018 at 08:41

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should I make more stuff like this?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Rainbow 12/08/2018 at 11:22

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https://oppositelock.kinja.com/2-2-2-3-happy-birthday-rainbow-1830958173

Rainbow > Nibby 12/08/2018 at 12:02

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You should make all of the stuff like this.

Nibby > Rainbow 12/08/2018 at 12:49

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Thanks! Whipped this up earlier